so Governor's School on the Environment (GSE) was quite the experience i must say .. okay so i did bitch a lot to my friends back home for the first 2 weeks cause honestly hiking around the pine barrens identifying birds and bushes while waging war on the thousands of mosquitos that tried to bite me isn't exactly my thing
but it did get better .. and i had some crazy wild fun .. and met some amazing people who i know i will truly miss
needless to say i was voted .. Most Likely to Overdose on Deet (bug spray) & Most Likely to be up Latest Past Lights Out
 did i mention .. Most Gangster too. haha yes gotta love it. M thats for Monmouth County biatch
 my sexyass roommate lauren and me right before our lovely talib kweli - get by dance
 lindsey .. pulling a lindsey .. let me explain -- lindsey manages somehow to find her way into every picture
 mark. half of kevin's head. will. dan. me. kelly. brian.
 oh tomas diaz what a character as well as your little cousin cristale .. mom can i puhlease have some so-da .. i promise i wont get cuhrazy like last time
you don't even know me .. i have like one hundred boyfriends .. ooh wait he is ca-yooote .. make that one hundred and one
this is how you dance ... (shuffles back and forth) .. this is how you dance FUH-REAKY
YAYYY i passed the fifth guh-radee and it only took me one tryy .. um isn't it supposed to only take you one try .. bitch puh-lease i know this one girl and she's been there for 3 years now
 ahem .. mee mee mee mee mee mee mee
jamie's version: my honor my client would LIKE TO PLEAD GUILLLTY my version: hello honor client guilty PLEAD
 hola mis chicos the last dance -- food was hella good .. i stole a coconut i know .. i'm quite the badass
 me and this cool kid mike the RA
 my sexy sexy sexy roommates .. amy, me, lauren, hannah
even though amy bullied me it was all out of love and lauren i must say the 80s look was quite hot hannah my bag lady banannnaphone
amy: tiff everytime i talk to you i seem to get dumber and dumber me: uh thanks amy but then she hugs me and tells me she loves me so i let it slide

lauren's & my secret code : *chuk* *chuk* *AAh* that only we shall be able to interpret until the day we die
dancing wildly till 2 in the morning every night .. i know right about now you're probalby jealous of my fantabulous roommates
 chupa mis suevos .. muwahha yea thats some foul language in spanish
 YOUR MOTHER .. IS SO FAT .. THAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY .. SHE WASSSS FAT ..... don't ask .. an idiot told me that once
 sedge island .. the site at which i could not shower for 50 hours because there were no showers .. the site with solar power and the site at which i clammed, crabbed, kayaked for 7 hours, and got my 86 mosquito/greenhead bites
 sleeping on the porch at sedge .. haha there my sleeping bag the yellow/blue one .. but i unlike everyone else was sneaky enough to wake up and take this picture
and i'm sorry you guys .. i know i never shut up .. at 1:30 am -- me: dan i bet it's like 5 already and time for us to wake up to see the sunrise. YO SMRITA what time is it?? smrita: .. 1:30 me: WTF?? only 1:30 ?? hm dan i say we wake everyone up and say "it's 5:10 get ready for the sunrise !!" but then they just might beat me at 3 am -- me: (thinking that everyone's asleep) shut the fuck up whoever's snoring .. jeez way to disturb the peace asshole .. you bitch ass hoe (i just kept on going .. until i hear dan laughing at me cause apparently he heard it all) 
THIS IS WHAT WE LOOK LIKE .. AFTER no showers and roughing it in the wilderness for 3 days ... yum quite G - ROSS

OOH prrretty -- took this picture while lying on the boat and relaxing at night
 nayoung. jamie. randy. me. tomas. lisa. smrita.
 ... i have no words except that .. i do not know, have never seen, and have absolutely no ties whatsoever to these strange individuals
 i was forced by gunpoint to imitate these lonely pictures
 um .. what fools especially the one pulling a lindsey in the background
 jamie you imbecile .. you left me outside .. a lonely, shivering, starving child .. ahem this was prior to our lovely recorded songs that only a select few have been worthy enough to hear
 yes i know you'd like to ask questions .. but bitch puhlease HAH .. okay okay so i'm a bit deformed so what ??
 OH the paparazzi
 mwauahhaha yum a tomasita cake
 OH LINDSEY i told you .. not in front of the little children
 HAH OKAY now its my turn .. to molest the innocent
 HAH randall you make me laugh
 OH yes .. molestation of the blueberries
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